happy birthday

Salt: i didn't eat cake until 830 last night!

me: what the frig?

that's hardly early enough to go back for seconds

Salt: i know!

me: gah

if i'd been there you'd had cupcakes for breakfast

Salt: is that a sexual innuendo

me: i never sully the cupcakes!!

that's just cupcake talk!

SHEESH

Salt: thats an MB

a My Bad

me: not a merrie-ism

Salt: i forgot you have your own language and dialect

me: YOU ALWAYS FORGET ME

Salt: LIAR

DONT YELL AT ME LITTLE ONE

me: I AM GOING TO YELL AT YOU

I AM BIG AND MENACING

Salt: YOU ARE NEITHER

AND YOU ARE CAUSING A SCENE AT YOUR OFFICE

THIS KINDA STUFF HAPPENS AT MINE ALL DAY

me: I AM LEAVING

GOOD DAY SIR

Salt: LIAR!!!!

YOU ARE THERE....YOU ARE JUST IGNORING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM GOING TO GO TO THE BREAK ROOM AND HAVE SEX WITH A CUPCAKE

me: I'm going to blog this

Salt: PLEASE DO...I AM STILL VERY UPSET

me: cupcake wasn't up to scratch huh

Salt: i did not go away satisfied

me: I'm telling the cupcake you said that

Salt: I DONT CARE....THERE ARE OTHER CUPCAKES OUT THERE...HELL THERE IS REAL CAKE OUT THERE!

me: CUPCAKE IS AS MUCH OF A CAKE!!! HOW DAAAAARE YOU!!?!
It just wants to BE PRETTY